9/20 - Bork Bork Bork!

The Swedish Chef is a character from the Muppet Show.  He spoke in his own language.  The language is a combination of English, mock-Swedish and nonsense.  Your task is to create an English to Chef translator.  The language rules in priority order are as follows:

Rezolvată pentru partea cu BORK, pentru înlocuirea unui caracter cu un altul şi a unui şir cu un altul.

#include<iostream.h>
#include<fstream.h>
char a[]=" BORK BORK BORK!",s[100];

void BORK(char s[])
{strcat(s,a);}

void f10(char s[],char c1,char c2)
{char *p;
while(p=strchr(s,c1))
s[p-s]=c2;
}

void f2(char s[],char t[],char u[])
{int a=strlen(t);
char v[100],*p;
v[0]=NULL;

while(p=strstr(s,t))
    {strcpy(v,s);
    v[p-s]='\0';
    strcat(v,u);
    strcat(v,p+a);
    strcpy(s,v);
    v[0]=NULL;}
}

void f4(char s[],char t[],char u[])
{int a=strlen(t);
char v[100],*p;
v[0]=NULL;

while(p=strstr(s+1,t))
    if(s[p-s-1]!=' ')
    {strcpy(v,s);
    v[p-s]=NULL;
    strcat(v,u);
    strcat(v,p+a);
    strcpy(s,v);
    v[0]=NULL;}
}

void FF(char s[])
{char v[100];
int i,j=0;
v[0]=NULL;
for(i=0;i<strlen(s);i++)
    if(s[i]=='F')
    {v[j]='F';
    v[j+1]='F';
    j+=2;}
    else
    {v[j]=s[i];
    j++;}
v[j]=NULL;
strcpy(s,v);
}

void f5(char s[])
{char v[100];
int i,j=0;
v[0]=NULL;
for(i=0;i<strlen(s);i++)
    if(s[i]=='A' && (s[i+1]!=' ' && s[i+1]!='.'))
        {v[j]='E';j++;}
    else {v[j]=s[i];j++;}
    v[j]=NULL;
    strcpy(s,v);
}

void f3(char s[])
{char v[100];
int i,j=0;
v[0]=NULL;
for(i=0;i<strlen(s);i++)
    if(s[i]=='E' && (s[i+1]==' ' || s[i+1]=='.'))
        {v[j]='E';j++;
        v[j]='-';j++;
        v[j]='A';j++;}
    else {v[j]=s[i];j++;}
    v[j]=NULL;
    strcpy(s,v);
}

void f6(char s[])
{char v[100];
int i,j=0;
v[0]=NULL;
for(i=0;i<strlen(s);i++)
    if(s[i]=='U' && s[i-1]!=' ' && i-1!=-1)
        {v[j]='O';j++;
        v[j]='O';j++;}
    else {v[j]=s[i];j++;}
    v[j]=NULL;
    strcpy(s,v);
}

int main()
{
ifstream f("date.in");
ofstream g("date.out");
int n,i;
f>>n;
f.get();
for(i=0;i<n;i++)
    {
    f.getline(s,100);
    f2(s,"THE","ZEE");
    f2(s,"AN","UN");
    f2(s,"AU","OO");
    f5(s);
    f2(s,"OW","OO");
    f2(s,"O","U");
    f2(s,"IR","UR");
    f2(s,"TION","SHUN");
    f4(s,"I","EE");
    f2(s,"EN","EE");
    FF(s);
    f3(s);
    f6(s);
    f2(s,"V","F");
    f2(s,"W","V");
    BORK(s);
    g<<s<<endl;
    }
}